"Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You’re crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear.
Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer,
and then bust it on somebody’s head?
Please don’t come to my place in large mobs.
German tourists are scary.
Even the girls that are from Germany,
are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!”